Episodes

The Wolf And The Shepherd discuss a new subscription app which gives a real man 20 things to do over 20 days to improve themselves.

Can you actually make a women look less sexy in a nun outfit? Do alligators speak snake languages? Is there a possibility of a Harry Potter and Lord Of The Rings crossover? Giraffes have arthritis and there are women on onlyfans.com who make millions making men feel bad.

The Wolf And The Shepherd sit down with the owners of The Cloud Shop, a smoke shop in north Texas where marijuana is still illegal but due to a loophole in the Farm Act of 2018, delta 8 is legal. Azmi and Cameron joined the Wolf and the Shepherd to discuss these loopholes and how Texas is going to be next in the THC legalization.

The Wolf And The Shepherd received an email with a ton of questions about them from one listener. The Wolf didn't tell the Shepherd that this was the case. Yet, they decided to bite on the creepiness of the email and answer the tons of questions, and at the same time couldn't stay on topic. We find out how ridiculous British sports are as well, which is worth the price of admission. Also, we find out that our friends in India are suffering and the Wolf and the Shepherd express their concern. ...

Riding on the back of Baby Sharks popularity, the Wolf and the Shepherd discovered that they know nothing outside of the fact that sharks are big fish with have big teeth. By the end of the podcast, they had learned nothing new except that there are too many species of sharks. 500 is simply too many. And why is it that people keep interbreeding dogs and inventing new breeds of dogs and charging money for those?

Mary Kelleher ranches along the Trinity River with her husband - and about 100 head of cattle, pigs, goats, chickens, geese and the odd llama, turkey and peacock. In September of 2010, the Trinity River rose suddenly, flooding a large chunk of their ranch. Damage was horrendous... livestock drowned and farm equipment was destroyed. Worse yet, the cause was an unannounced release of water upstream and the water on her property didn't recede for months! In trying to find out what happened and h...

The Wolf And The Shepherd sit down with the host of On An Island With Pat Beaman to discuss more news stories, including a puffer fish attack on a pet dog, an accountant who tried to collect half of a weekend getaway with a female friend, why Phoenix is the source of fantastic birds, whether or not the new version of Covid might be a virus that bites, whether or not stay at home moms who sell essential oils could save lives on airplanes, the cancellation of certain episodes of Spongebob Squarepa...

The Wolf And The Shepherd sit down virtually with Frank Cain, a bigfoot researcher and master crochet artist. Frank coins a new term for a group of Sasquatch and answers the age old question of who would win in a fight, Chewbacca or Bigfoot. We also discover that one of the Wolf's favorite past times is to knit clothes for his GI Joe collection. Originally from Iowa, Frank Cain has been captivated by Bigfoot facts, theories, and lore since a young age. His passion for cryptids stems from grow...

The Wolf And The Shepherd discuss their favorite aquatic animal, the Mantis Shrimp. The Wolf gets so excited about the topic, he almost breaks his microphone stand. We compare the Mantis Shrimp to the Honey Badger. The Shepherd shares his disdain for Bud Light and reveals his ordination with the church of the flying spaghetti monster. The Wolf reaches out about Kanye West again and decides to side against Joe Biden's dog in the biting incident, while the Shepherd gets confused about the Kraken a...

The Wolf And The Shepherd are joined by Pat Beaman from On An Island With Pat Beaman to discuss more bizarre news stories including Amish herd immunity, a police dog named after Lil Kim, Haley Gripp and her broken nail used to fight Harvey Weinstein, Tourette's Syndrome, The Wolf's scout troop leader, a disease which affects bear's brains, mass stabbing in Canada, the Suez Canal, and the archeological discovery of a shrine dedicated to a knife wielding spider god in Peru.

The Wolf And The Shepherd shared some interview time with Gary from Rubber Chicken Radio. Check him out on rubberchickenradio.com

Just to keep our listeners informed of what is going on, a quick message to let you know what is in the works. With Easter being the past weekend, there is no big episode being released today, but there are several things in the works that we want you to know about. The podcast is going to essentially remain the same, but there are so many improvements coming around the way that we wanted you to know about.

The Wolf And The Shepherd are joined by the host of On An Island with Pat Beaman to discuss various bizarre news stories that the Wolf has collected over the past few days including an overweight monkey from Thailand, nasal only face masks, a man who had a pear size testicle shaped growth on the side of his head, a motivational speaker with an upside down head, and a women who glued a boxing glove to her hand to beat up a child.

The Wolf And The Shepherd catch up on yet more listener submitted questions, asking about French Canadian midgets, shuffling though various marriage proposals, some Xbox live interactions, and dealing with hate against gingers yet again.

Merle Rutledge is running on the Republican ticket for the 2021 gubernatorial election in the state of Virginia. Part of his message is that we need change and he doesn't want anymore career politicians! Considering himself a part of the no longer business as usual Republican and leader of the #NewRepublicanAttitude, Merle hopes to bring change and win his election for Governor of Virginia 2021.

The Wolf And The Shepherd sit down and discuss the song Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead from their album The Bends. While discussing it, they talk about the length of CVS receipts, the early infancy of music piracy through Napster, recording songs off the radio, burning CDs, the movie Clueless, and whether or not gravity is real. We also discover that the Shepherd may or may not still owe money to Columbia House and BMG for CDs that he got when he was in high school.

Nick Landholdt ran for Congress as a Libertarian in 2016 and won over 10% of the vote. He is running for Texas Governor for the election in 2022. After graduating from the University of Texas with a Bachelor of Science in Radio-Television-Film, Nick Landholdt, a native Texian, spent over ten years in the Navy believing he was serving his country. After he decided that America's military forces are just cannon fodder used by the anti-Christian Money Powers for their own personal gain, he resig...

The Wolf And The Shepherd try to figure out whether or not mail order brides are still a thing. The good news is that it is still a thing.

The Wolf And The Shepherd discuss the term Emotional Intelligence and try to figure out whether or not that they actually have EQ or not. The Shepherd wonders about Pepe Le Pew being cancelled because of his possible lack of emotional intelligence and perhaps it was actually his French background.

The Wolf And The Shepherd discuss whether or not modern day rappers and hip hop artists are in fact the new philosophers due to the absence of Greek and Roman speakers on the street corners. Somehow they also get distracted and talk about milkshakes and face tattoos, but who is really surprised by that?

Armin Mizani, the mayor of the city of Keller, Texas, has a passion for serving his community. Armin served as a Keller City Councilman from 2014 to 2018, and in 2020 was elected to serve as Mayor. Armin has been recognized as “Best Local Government Official” by Keller voters and readers of the Fort Worth Star Telegram. Armin’s work in the community led to an appointment by Texas Governor, Greg Abbott, to serve on the Automobile Burglary and Theft Prevention Authority. In that capacity, Armin wo...

The Wolf AND The Shepherd catch up on their email answering listener submitted questions. If you have questions for us, please shoot them to our email thewolfandtheshepherd@gmail.com and we will answer them on a later episode.

The Wolf AND The Shepherd make a huge mistake turning on the microphones and talking about their struggles and survival methods during the worst storm Texas has seen in over a century. There was a fairly good possibility that the Wolf had a bit to drink and there is empirical evidence that the Shepherd was in no shape to record.

The Wolf AND The Shepherd bundle up in the massive snowstorm that hit Texas and discuss the difference in dating practices in England versus the United States.